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  Topic: Remeber me?
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PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:05 am   Subject: Remeber me?
lol i remember you you can come on the server as long as you dont try hackin again as for joinin mafia there is more chance of luunde being president of america


once a hacker always considered a ...
  Topic: Made me lol
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:29 pm   Subject: Made me lol
hahaha

its suprising how fuckin stupid some people are.
  Topic: Server Rankings
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:19 am   Subject: Server Rankings
how it was just b4 it changed


kills minus deaths i think Very Happy
  Topic: Server Rankings
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:55 am   Subject: Server Rankings
n1 has been adding mods due to this some of the older settings may have changed hold ur horses the rankin will go back to normal when he gets round to sortin it
  Topic: EPIC
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:38 pm   Subject: EPIC
http://www.break.com/index/coolest-chameleon-ever.html
  Topic: Server!
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:22 am   Subject: Server!
the new mods are col but they make the server lagg and make it totally regless
  Topic: EPIC
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:55 pm   Subject: EPIC
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=229&pictureid=6131
  Topic: i wanna join your clan!
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PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:24 am   Subject: i wanna join your clan!
HAHAHAHA
beer 1 - spikes 0
  Topic: i wanna join your clan!
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PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:23 am   Subject: i wanna join your clan!
now that just sounds gay :/
  Topic: i wanna join your clan!
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PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:48 am   Subject: i wanna join your clan!
trigger happy if u want to apply please make ur own post do not jack somebody elses
  Topic: i wanna join your clan!
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PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:14 am   Subject: i wanna join your clan!
as u are not 15 yet u are not eligable to join.

keep comin to the server and get to know all the mafias

if we have no problems from you we can take it from there
  Topic: Wanna join! :D
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PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:35 am   Subject: Wanna join! :D
lolz i think luunde is on drugs
this is the second time since the server went back up u have applied to join

and ill tell you the same thing again

u never left

hope this clears things u ...
  Topic: Weaps
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:39 am   Subject: Weaps
noooo no lame ass autosnipers
  Topic: Wanna join
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PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:56 am   Subject: Wanna join
ofc u get my vote !up tobbe
  Topic: Session :p
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:55 am   Subject: Session :p
wooty camp ftw Very Happy
  Topic: App
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PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:42 am   Subject: App
if u want to join mafia u need to trail.

if you want to join mafia u need to respect not only the admins and other mafias but all players on the server
  Topic: App
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PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:10 am   Subject: App
? u mean u dont want to join?

bit pointsless applying then eh
  Topic: The best HLF2 fan movie evarr
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:05 pm   Subject: The best HLF2 fan movie evarr
that was epic i liked it a bit cheesy but was good

would make a class movie
  Topic: hey pro-gamer here!
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PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:20 am   Subject: hey pro-gamer here!
if there is 2 of you u need to make 2 seperate applications
  Topic: facebook
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:08 am   Subject: facebook
ty to x-champ and lunnde first to join guys gj
  Topic: New Maps
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:00 am   Subject: New Maps
ya i think thats the only version of churches i like
  Topic: facebook
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:41 am   Subject: facebook
for any of you guys that are on facebook have just set up urban mafia group get some atention to the server so all please join and dont make me look like a lonley saddo Very Happy


http://www.facebook.com ...
  Topic: clan match
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:44 am   Subject: clan match
awp
scout
ak
m4
deagle
knife
nade


ooo pro gun selection Very Happy
  Topic: New Maps
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:43 am   Subject: New Maps
played it map sucks tbh

unless ur playin gg deathmatch
  Topic: Clan matches
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:45 am   Subject: Clan matches
i think ur idea is good but maybe something simpler like the whole team has to level up b4 it counts
  Topic: Clan matches
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:19 am   Subject: Clan matches
i cant think of any but then ive always been more of a rule breaker than a rule maker Very Happy
  Topic: Clan matches
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:00 pm   Subject: Clan matches
it would have to be team based coz if it was player based it would be just like normal everbdy tryin to win everbody for themselves
  Topic: Clan matches
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:01 am   Subject: Clan matches
have we still got a teamspeak?
  Topic: Clan matches
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:10 pm   Subject: Clan matches
ooo gg matches

thats a tricky one maybe it would have to be win based or maybe point based hmmm
  Topic: Gungame extinct already?
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:03 pm   Subject: Gungame extinct already?
yes join

somebody has to be the first one

in if heads are in more will join
  Topic: spikes
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:59 am   Subject: spikes
woo im back got a new graphics card so my comp is sorted now (hopefully) so will see you all online soon
  Topic: spikes
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:30 am   Subject: spikes
i will be unable to play css for the next few weeks as my comp has fucked and the warrenty is run out so i can only u my laptop to surf the web cannot play games on it so until i get some spare cash t ...
  Topic: recuitment
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PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:45 am   Subject: recuitment
errr lunnde if u check u are still a mafia member roflcopter
  Topic: To Noone
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:23 am   Subject: To Noone
all you have to do is delete the map/maps from your cstrike folder then redownload from the server
  Topic: mafia gg
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:47 pm   Subject: mafia gg
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OHtwLS-e8Hc&feature=related



for those of that die @ my hand know that u may be imortalized for life in my next video Very Happy
  Topic: Dellis' App
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PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:53 am   Subject: Dellis' App
mafia is just gonna be a gungame clan playin for fun and the love of the game


so no ED team also i think mafia has an age restriction and ur a bit young (hopefully) :d
  Topic: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:14 am   Subject: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
HAPPY NEW YEAR


hello stevie mate have a good 1
  Topic: recuitment
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Replies: 23
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PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:06 am   Subject: recuitment
hello my name is spikes

you all know me we played together a while now.

i love the gungame server and am really happy that noone decided to bring it back. !up noone

i would really like t ...
  Topic: top scores on the gg
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:27 am   Subject: top scores on the gg
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pwnzorage
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:09 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to
Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his
disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:06 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
The Sultan of Brunei was getting a bit cheesed off as he had 6 children, all
girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy then, when one of his
wives presented him with his only son a ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:24 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He the ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:23 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
Q: What's blue and fluffy





A: Blue fluff
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:16 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:10 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When M ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:08 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
After several years of serving the church in a far away land, a priest is requested to report to his new assignment at a church in the South Bronx, New York.
He set out immediately to learn the new ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:08 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?


: The swallow
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:14 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzz ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:11 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
There was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks.
He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much less walk.

The cat start ...
  Topic: check this out for quality
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:37 pm   Subject: check this out for quality
check out the ingame quality of these vids its highlights what ive been sayin all along the game is gonna pwn






http://www.gta4.tv/page/21/official-gta4-videos/





^^
  Topic: moby dick
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:06 am   Subject: moby dick
sweeet i managed to sort my banner



LOVIN IT SHOOT THAT MOTHERFUC*** NIKO
  Topic: moby dick
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:16 am   Subject: moby dick
my friends keep callin me moby dick im confused

do you think its coz im exceptionally well endowed

or because they think im a giant cock ^^
  Topic: Training Days
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:15 pm   Subject: Training Days
the first mafia training will take place on sunday the 16th @ 8pm

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Cool Cool Cool Cool
  Topic: Training Days
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:13 pm   Subject: Training Days
ok so enogh people have given their availabilty to train o trainin will be on the following days i dont expect people to come to all the training sessions but i do expect people to attend at least 1 ...
  Topic: top scores on the gg
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:59 am   Subject: top scores on the gg
lol i think i play to much and with my new mouse im gonna pwn
even more ^^


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  Topic: training
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:18 am   Subject: training
i didnt look it up im just that smart lollollolollolol ^^ ^^ ^^
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:49 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
lol beaver nice joke but if u notice thats the one i posted 4 posts up Cool Evil or Very Mad Cool thief thief
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:11 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
Nuns where repainting their chapel. They kept getting paint on their clothes
so they decided to remove them, but agreed not to let ANYONE in until they were
done and replaced their clothing. Then ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:10 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
'There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into
heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the
worst death would be allowed in.
The first m ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:18 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy
trying to press the doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is
very small, and the doorbell is placed a ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:15 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
little boy was in church one Sunday with his mother, when he started
feeling sick. "Mommy," he said, "can we leave now?"
"No" the mother replied.
"Well, I think ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 4:20 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
A scouser is sat in a bar havin a few drinks in walks a gay guy who eyes him up afte a few beers the gay guy finally plucks up the courage to go speak to the scouser " do you fancy a blowjob" ...
  Topic: training
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:55 pm   Subject: training
(GMT ) GMT is the global standard for time that was established in 1884 when delegates from 27 nations met in Washington, DC for the Meridian Conference and agreedon a system basically the same as tha ...
  Topic: top scores on the gg
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:25 am   Subject: top scores on the gg
lol i think i have the best k-d on the other gg Very Happy



http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/3600/ggfuntimes0006ha6.th.jpg
  Topic: training
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:00 am   Subject: training
its posted on next actions and this post was for the last trainin but nvm


NEXT TRAININ

thursday 4th october 8:00pm GMT
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:46 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.
During one Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses to
adultery, I'll quit!"

Since everyone l ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:45 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
Many years ago, a beloved Pope died and went to heaven. Saint Peter greeted
him in a firm embrace. "Welcome your holiness, your dedication and unselfishness
in serving your fellow man during ...
  Topic: top scores on the gg
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:47 am   Subject: top scores on the gg
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  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:53 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist.

The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful groan.
...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:52 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are L ...
  Topic: top scores on the gg
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:19 pm   Subject: top scores on the gg
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  Topic: top scores on the gg
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:18 pm   Subject: top scores on the gg
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  Topic: top scores on the gg
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:17 pm   Subject: top scores on the gg
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  Topic: top scores on the gg
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:05 am   Subject: top scores on the gg
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  Topic: top scores on the gg
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:03 am   Subject: top scores on the gg
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  Topic: top scores on the gg
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:55 am   Subject: top scores on the gg
thought id start up one of the old school topics up

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  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:00 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?"

The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:58 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best bee ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:57 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION


10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't f ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:41 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
Joe was moderately successful in the career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:16 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
lol i psml when i heard this

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on.
He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she
knew what hole he ...
  Topic: training
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:06 am   Subject: training
just so u all now there is a trainin session on next actions so sign up if u can play if for any reason u cant sign up ie: not recognised as a member or on trial post on here yes or no hope to see loa ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:51 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
A married couple is lying in bed one night.

The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:48 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same : "You can have mine."
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:25 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
a guy hires a hitman to kill his wife of forty years the hitman says i will shoot her just below her left tit hubby says i want her dead not kneecapped
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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 6:48 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
a bride on her wedding night says to her husband "i must confess darling i was a hooker" he says "thats alright dear your past is your past..... but i must admit i find it erotic, tell ...
 
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