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  Topic: Remeber me?
NoOne

Replies: 8
Views: 996

PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:16 am   Subject: Remeber me?
i remember you !!

i am with every other css player !

once a hacker always a hacker !

if an admin bans you for any reason i will not remove it !
  Topic: I'm Back
NoOne

Replies: 5
Views: 808

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:22 am   Subject: I'm Back
yer still about m8 Smile
  Topic: Made me lol
NoOne

Replies: 3
Views: 832

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:15 am   Subject: Made me lol
lmfao .. some sound like my wife !!
  Topic: Server Rankings
NoOne

Replies: 8
Views: 1144

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:38 am   Subject: Server Rankings
what rank systerm do you want ...

kill to death
kills minus deaths
or the points systerm . i can set any number of points to ant weapon
  Topic: Server!
NoOne

Replies: 3
Views: 881

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:09 am   Subject: Server!
you can also restart the server from the admin .. it will start up as dust2 then it should change to shotty

its in the rcon section
  Topic: Server!
NoOne

Replies: 3
Views: 881

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:57 pm   Subject: Server!
it is set that any full admin can turn it on or off .

or vote it on or off !

i am working on a script that will store you prefrence to the type played ...

kind of like ff on the via server .. ...
  Topic: EPIC
NoOne

Replies: 4
Views: 816

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:09 pm   Subject: EPIC
well i am now hungry !
  Topic: Wanna join! :D
NoOne

Replies: 7
Views: 871

PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:01 am   Subject: Wanna join! :D
yes your in the clan m8 Laughing
  Topic: Session :p
NoOne

Replies: 5
Views: 621

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:21 am   Subject: Session :p
lol bots for the win
  Topic: Wanna join
NoOne

Replies: 7
Views: 779

PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:19 am   Subject: Wanna join
sounds like you get a trial m8

add the tag with a [T] at the end

see you server side
  Topic: Hi
NoOne

Replies: 2
Views: 528

PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:41 am   Subject: Hi
ok you can have a trial but read the other post and see why others fail

add the tagg and a [T] at the end

see you server side
  Topic: App
NoOne

Replies: 8
Views: 775

PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:38 am   Subject: App
there kids !!

you can tell this by the way the talk over steam not so much this guy

but dellis !!

nither of you can or will join the mafia !!

if you come on and start to teamkill you will ...
  Topic: App
NoOne

Replies: 8
Views: 775

PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:48 am   Subject: App
ok

we will give you a trial to see how you do ..


put the tag on with a [T] at the end
  Topic: Looking to Join Urban Mafia
NoOne

Replies: 4
Views: 559

PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:46 am   Subject: Looking to Join Urban Mafia
i see no reason why you should not have a trial


slap the tag on with a [T] at the end
  Topic: The best HLF2 fan movie evarr
NoOne

Replies: 5
Views: 634

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:44 am   Subject: The best HLF2 fan movie evarr
you can see it at the bottom of the home page
  Topic: Purehate.Reckless.
NoOne

Replies: 2
Views: 548

PostForum: BAN'S   Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:05 pm   Subject: Purehate.Reckless.
STEAM_0:1:20937820 this guy played as unnamed


he is banned
  Topic: Dellis App* Changed
NoOne

Replies: 2
Views: 509

PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:32 am   Subject: Dellis App* Changed
i remember ...

we will give you a trial

add the tag with a [T] at the end


see you server side
  Topic: hey pro-gamer here!
NoOne

Replies: 4
Views: 644

PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:56 pm   Subject: hey pro-gamer here!
need a bit more than that man


where you from is a good place to start

age ?

the game's you play
  Topic: facebook
NoOne

Replies: 2
Views: 515

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:31 am   Subject: facebook
i will do it now
  Topic: clan match
NoOne

Replies: 6
Views: 627

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:40 pm   Subject: clan match
thats tooooo meny !

we only need about 7 ar it will take all night,

with teampaly all the team need a kill before you level up
  Topic: snow !!
NoOne

Replies: 2
Views: 473

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:39 pm   Subject: snow !!
we wre just getting it lol

day off
  Topic: Team Play
NoOne

Replies: 1
Views: 448

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:38 am   Subject: Team Play
npoe i ballsed it up still working on it tho
  Topic: clan match
NoOne

Replies: 6
Views: 627

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:59 am   Subject: clan match
who is in

and what guns to use ?
  Topic: Team Play
NoOne

Replies: 1
Views: 448

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:30 am   Subject: Team Play
For them with admin i have added team play ..

you can turn it on and off it the admin section under number 7

i am still trying to work out how to get it to reduce the amout of weapons at the sam ...
  Topic: snow !!
NoOne

Replies: 2
Views: 473

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:36 am   Subject: snow !!
Any one got any ??

put some pis up
  Topic: Clan matches
NoOne

Replies: 23
Views: 1430

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:35 am   Subject: Clan matches
ok i have foind the script ....

the only thing is that i will have to install gg4

this means that we will loose the top 10 !

anyone mind ?
  Topic: Clan matches
NoOne

Replies: 23
Views: 1430

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:45 am   Subject: Clan matches
i like where your going with that ... the problem being i dont no how to code that .. but i will make it my mission to find out how !
  Topic: Clan matches
NoOne

Replies: 23
Views: 1430

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:31 am   Subject: Clan matches
only you Wink
  Topic: Clan matches
NoOne

Replies: 23
Views: 1430

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:23 am   Subject: Clan matches
yer me too

you think we need any more rules ?
  Topic: Clan matches
NoOne

Replies: 23
Views: 1430

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:19 pm   Subject: Clan matches
yer that would need to be agreed befor hand
  Topic: Clan matches
NoOne

Replies: 23
Views: 1430

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:41 am   Subject: Clan matches
no the first one wins the match for the team
  Topic: Clan matches
NoOne

Replies: 23
Views: 1430

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:20 pm   Subject: Clan matches
ok then

rules

1. the winner is the team that compleats the weapon order first.
2. the match must consist of no less than 3 maps
3.for a 5 vs 5 match their will be 10 weapons "to be dicid ...
  Topic: Clan matches
NoOne

Replies: 23
Views: 1430

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:31 pm   Subject: Clan matches
yer i got a 5 slot one somewere


i dont no if it should be team based .. as in we would need to play together
or
player based


??
  Topic: Clan matches
NoOne

Replies: 23
Views: 1430

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:42 am   Subject: Clan matches
yer i am up for clan matches but dont have and do not intend on getting a match server ...

i am trying to work out some rules for a gg clan match any input for that would be greatly appreciated ..
  Topic: Gungame extinct already?
NoOne

Replies: 4
Views: 610

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:13 pm   Subject: Gungame extinct already?
tell me about it ...


i have been busy with work this last 3 weeks .. i will put more time in now i hope ..

i am going to put maps on that are made by you lot only .. i will keep the likes of c ...
  Topic: mafia gg
NoOne

Replies: 4
Views: 650

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:20 am   Subject: mafia gg
anyone got the program to download from you tube ?
  Topic: recuitment
NoOne

Replies: 23
Views: 1381

PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:14 am   Subject: recuitment
@ vengeance ... yes np put it on m8


@ mattzilla .... same as put it on m8
  Topic: Purehate.Reckless.
NoOne

Replies: 2
Views: 548

PostForum: BAN'S   Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:50 pm   Subject: Purehate.Reckless.
Purehate.Reckless.ID:


STEAM_0:1:16466647


permanent Ban

wall hacking !
  Topic: recuitment
NoOne

Replies: 23
Views: 1381

PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:17 am   Subject: recuitment
then were our tag my friend
  Topic: recuitment
NoOne

Replies: 23
Views: 1381

PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:43 am   Subject: recuitment
lol spikes Razz nice one

yes i have to agree with spikes! Playin CSS with the mafia tag was a way to live your live ;D

in the clans i was before i dont rly liked the tags but i was proud to wear o ...
  Topic: recuitment
NoOne

Replies: 23
Views: 1381

PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:42 am   Subject: recuitment
lol @ spikes

i have no problem with the you joining my friend

like greenie sayes "mafia to the end"

i would be happy for you to imbrace the mafia tag.
  Topic: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
NoOne

Replies: 8
Views: 716

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:22 pm   Subject: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i hope its good to you all
  Topic: My first Map :D gg_zone01
NoOne

Replies: 1
Views: 468

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:22 pm   Subject: My first Map :D gg_zone01
i will have a look at it m8
  Topic: Hello Mafia...
NoOne

Replies: 2
Views: 571

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:46 pm   Subject: Hello Mafia...
hello ZPM1

Good to see you on the server again m8,
  Topic: recuitment
NoOne

Replies: 23
Views: 1381

PostForum: Recruitment   Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:25 am   Subject: recuitment
Impress me and we will go from there
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:08 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me, it was her beautiful younger sist ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:59 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.


Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.


"I'm afraid I'm the bearer ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:54 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little jo ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:52 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
> Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding, which got increasingly
> tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the
> festivities were finally over and they retired to their ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:37 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!
If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a
tray, because you are dead.
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under y ...
  Topic: moby dick
NoOne

Replies: 3
Views: 675

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:31 am   Subject: moby dick
no comment

peewee
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:38 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
how do you make an apple crumble ??

kick it in the groin
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:44 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty."
"That's grand!" shouted Reilly. "Does that mean I can keep the money
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:44 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
An American lawyer asked, "Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question?
"Who told you that?" asked Paddy.
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:43 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.
Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:40 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
Definition of an Irish husband:
He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.
  Topic: Training Days
NoOne

Replies: 13
Views: 1112

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 5:06 am   Subject: Training Days
i got a dvd one m8 lmao
  Topic: Training Days
NoOne

Replies: 13
Views: 1112

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:36 am   Subject: Training Days
am with jarhead woth that one
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:30 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
lol


am going to put that on my phonr dangermouse Very Happy
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:36 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
New Words for 2007

* SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.

* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollock ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:34 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
Viz Top Tips

DON'T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite
tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of
another
song you like and hum that ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:11 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
lol

you no thats right
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:15 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
lol
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:39 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
> WHERE WOULD YOU BE:
>
> IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART
> DESIRES?
>
> ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:40 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. Remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less, tries to make your life m ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:38 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
>Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side
"When
>I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was
take
>off my trousers," he said.
> ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:37 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
>A mother stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on
the
>door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her
>daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. S ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:37 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.

Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept ...
  Topic: top scores on the gg
NoOne

Replies: 28
Views: 2109

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:28 pm   Subject: top scores on the gg
lmfao

thats 5
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:33 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but
never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises
that actually speak of true friendshi ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:32 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
WHY I'M KNACKERED
I'm knackered because I'm overworked.
The population of this country is 61 million.
31 million are retired.
That leaves 30 million to do the work.
There are 19 million at s ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:32 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store. As he got to the
register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the
checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the reg ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:32 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli ...
  Topic: top scores on the gg
NoOne

Replies: 28
Views: 2109

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:01 pm   Subject: top scores on the gg
lol thats spikes not me lol thanks for spotting it tho sir "teacher" sir

*raises hand* "sir can i go for a wee"
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:55 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
Italian Guy
"Wen i finish makin aluv 2 my girlafriend, i go down and gently tickle the backs of her knees, She a floats 6 inch's above da bed in ecstacy.

Frenchman "zat is nothing, wen ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:54 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
Taffy, Jock & Paddy are chatting over a pint in their local

Taffy says “My wife bought a car & she can’t drive?”

Jock says “My wife has gone on a diet, & she’s not even fat ?”

...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:54 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has broken his leg.

Paddy sez, “Me feet rare freezing mate, cud u nip upstairs and get mi slippers”?

“No bother” Murphy says and runs up the stairs, whe ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:46 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
these are mostly dangermouse's jokes ... but as i am getting rid of the old site i may aswell copy them across
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:54 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
New Diet Plan

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 yea ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:54 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said th ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:50 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
A man called Simon enter the talent show “Stars in their eye’s”, and is accepted, during rehearsals the research crew, are asking him questions, just so that when he meets Cat Deeley on stage, they ha ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:49 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.



After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.



The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting ne ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:49 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
“Give it here!”
“No, its mine!”



“Let me have it”



“It’s my turn”



“U had it last”



“Fuck Off!”



“Come on gimme it.”



“No way!!!!”



……..Siamese twins ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:49 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
After numerous rounds of 'we don't even know if Osama is still alive', Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:45 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
Two Texans, were sat in a restaurant, enjoying there meal, when a lady on the table opposite, suddenly started to choke on some food, well every one started to panic, everything they tried failed to d ...
  Topic: Jokes of the day
NoOne

Replies: 116
Views: 6256

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:44 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
another one of dangermouses

Due to the closure and merging of hospitals. The Queen had been asked to visit a purpose built hospital, mixing old tradition with new.

Upon her tour, she was guide ...
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NoOne

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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:44 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican.

After receiving the papal blessing, the Nescafe official whispers, "Your
eminence, we have an offer for you. Nescafe is pr ...
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NoOne

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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:27 pm   Subject: Jokes of the day
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"


The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up a ...
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NoOne

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PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:18 am   Subject: Jokes of the day
pmsl


omg
 
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